batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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