but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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