Walk of Shame. In a state park.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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