there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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