Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Randomize
