Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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