Dual....:-)
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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