I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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