She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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i've created a new STD.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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