found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
we should paint friendship bongs
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