Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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