if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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