I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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