69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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