is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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