I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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