You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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