he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
His nipple licking is glorious
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