I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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