we have officially lost it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i drank out of a bidet.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
