Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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