Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I had to cum in my sink.
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