love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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