U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.