Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
they're like a gay fantastic four
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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