addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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