wakey wakey hands off snakey
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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