Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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