I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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