But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I had to cum in my sink.
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