Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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