I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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