5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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