i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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