grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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Sober January is a disaster.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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