Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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