For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just invented taco cereal.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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