whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Your penis caused this!
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