I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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