What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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