Can i not drive my cunt home
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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