Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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