she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
you made out with another girl for some wings
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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