Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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