There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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