I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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