he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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