we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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