I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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