Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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