Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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