According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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