Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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