I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Randomize