Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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