i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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