I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Randomize
