I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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